SNL recognized that Donald Trump and his team are the victims of lite terrorism
On February 11, 2017, the Saturday Night Live (SNL) crew let everybody know that all of this wrong is happening to Donald Trump and his crew there because they are the victims of “regular, lite terrorism.”
From Nordstrom kicking Ivanka Trump out of the store, Kellyanne Conway getting checked by CNN for calling the organization “fake news,” to the court’s using the constitution to put a halt to Street Corner Donald’s craziness, all of these things were nothing but “regular, lite terrorism” against Street Corner Donald and his crew.
Nordstrom, a company started and still ran by “regular, lite” folks, threw Ivanka Trump’s clothing line out on the street corner because they weren’t “regular” enough.
And as Melissa McCarthy, who plays White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer, said, “And that’s Nordstrom’s loss because these are high, high quality products. In fact, I’m wearing one of her bangles, right now. It’s beautiful. It’s shimmery. It’s elegant and at $39.99 it is unbelievably affordable. Okay, and don’t even get me started on her shoes because these babies are a real head turner.”
“A real head turner” those “babies” may be, but those “babies” are what got Kellyanne Conway taken off the air on CNN and MSNBC.
Conway’s “hood” selling of Ivanka Trump’s shoes, her “fake news” story about a terrorist attack in Bowling Green, and her retweeting of a “regular, lite” supremacist’s tweet has caused her to be ban from CNN’s “State of the Union with Jake Tapper” and MSNBC’s “Morning Joe.”
According to SNL, Conway can’t take not being in the “fake news” spotlight. The “fake news” media blackout has gotten to Conway. Kellyanne Conway, who’s played by Kate McKinnon, broke into Jake Tapper’s, who’s played by Beck Bennett, apartment and used lingerie to hold him up at knife point.
Poor ol’ Tapper there couldn’t resist. The lingerie and the knife were too much for the poor man to handle. So he gave in and agreed to put Conway on the news.
And oh yes, let’s not forget about the great American court system that was started by all of those highly educated, wealthy “regular” British men who just wanted a country of their own to run.
Because of those “regular” red-coats turning blue, poor ol’ Donald Trump there was knocked down by those “regular” men and women who sit on a federal bench with a black moo-moo dress on.
He had to take his case to The People’s Court where Judge Marilyn Milian, played by Cecily Strong, told Street Corner Donald, “I want one day without a CNN alert that scares the hell out of me.”
Her ruling on the ban, “Ban is wrong.” It’s just a shame, all of that “regular, lite terrorism” Street Corner Donald and his crew have to experience.
From Nordstrom kicking Ivanka Trump out of the store, Kellyanne Conway getting checked by CNN for calling the organization “fake news,” to the court’s using the constitution to put a halt to Street Corner Donald’s craziness, all of these things were nothing but “regular, lite terrorism” against Street Corner Donald and his crew.
Nordstrom, a company started and still ran by “regular, lite” folks, threw Ivanka Trump’s clothing line out on the street corner because they weren’t “regular” enough.
And as Melissa McCarthy, who plays White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer, said, “And that’s Nordstrom’s loss because these are high, high quality products. In fact, I’m wearing one of her bangles, right now. It’s beautiful. It’s shimmery. It’s elegant and at $39.99 it is unbelievably affordable. Okay, and don’t even get me started on her shoes because these babies are a real head turner.”
“A real head turner” those “babies” may be, but those “babies” are what got Kellyanne Conway taken off the air on CNN and MSNBC.
Conway’s “hood” selling of Ivanka Trump’s shoes, her “fake news” story about a terrorist attack in Bowling Green, and her retweeting of a “regular, lite” supremacist’s tweet has caused her to be ban from CNN’s “State of the Union with Jake Tapper” and MSNBC’s “Morning Joe.”
According to SNL, Conway can’t take not being in the “fake news” spotlight. The “fake news” media blackout has gotten to Conway. Kellyanne Conway, who’s played by Kate McKinnon, broke into Jake Tapper’s, who’s played by Beck Bennett, apartment and used lingerie to hold him up at knife point.
Poor ol’ Tapper there couldn’t resist. The lingerie and the knife were too much for the poor man to handle. So he gave in and agreed to put Conway on the news.
And oh yes, let’s not forget about the great American court system that was started by all of those highly educated, wealthy “regular” British men who just wanted a country of their own to run.
Because of those “regular” red-coats turning blue, poor ol’ Donald Trump there was knocked down by those “regular” men and women who sit on a federal bench with a black moo-moo dress on.
He had to take his case to The People’s Court where Judge Marilyn Milian, played by Cecily Strong, told Street Corner Donald, “I want one day without a CNN alert that scares the hell out of me.”
Her ruling on the ban, “Ban is wrong.” It’s just a shame, all of that “regular, lite terrorism” Street Corner Donald and his crew have to experience.
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